Random Brain Activity http://jonsiddle.com Aren't you in for a treat... posterous.com Tue, 13 Apr 2010 09:40:32 -0700 How to not apologize to a police officer http://jonsiddle.com/how-to-not-apologize-to-a-police-officer-0 http://jonsiddle.com/how-to-not-apologize-to-a-police-officer-0
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Brilliant but very wrong!

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]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/25269/IMG_0297.JPG http://posterous.com/people/KB0ulNQlwJ Jon Siddle jonsiddle Jon Siddle Mon, 08 Mar 2010 14:10:56 -0800 How God Created Virginia http://jonsiddle.com/how-god-created-virginia http://jonsiddle.com/how-god-created-virginia How God Created Virginia

Brilliant and hilarious!

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]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/25269/IMG_0297.JPG http://posterous.com/people/KB0ulNQlwJ Jon Siddle jonsiddle Jon Siddle Wed, 17 Feb 2010 09:25:24 -0800 Betty White http://jonsiddle.com/betty-white-14 http://jonsiddle.com/betty-white-14

Purely awesome!

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]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/25269/IMG_0297.JPG http://posterous.com/people/KB0ulNQlwJ Jon Siddle jonsiddle Jon Siddle Tue, 02 Feb 2010 07:37:05 -0800 How to Report the News http://jonsiddle.com/how-to-report-the-news-35 http://jonsiddle.com/how-to-report-the-news-35 This is fantastic!

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]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/25269/IMG_0297.JPG http://posterous.com/people/KB0ulNQlwJ Jon Siddle jonsiddle Jon Siddle Mon, 07 Dec 2009 13:23:51 -0800 The Bellringer http://jonsiddle.com/the-bellringer http://jonsiddle.com/the-bellringer
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Too funny! And on national TV at that...

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]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/25269/IMG_0297.JPG http://posterous.com/people/KB0ulNQlwJ Jon Siddle jonsiddle Jon Siddle Tue, 10 Nov 2009 13:11:21 -0800 What if a Corporation Designed the STOP Sign? http://jonsiddle.com/what-if-a-corporation-designed-the-stop-sign http://jonsiddle.com/what-if-a-corporation-designed-the-stop-sign Simply brilliant and true. Enjoy!

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]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/25269/IMG_0297.JPG http://posterous.com/people/KB0ulNQlwJ Jon Siddle jonsiddle Jon Siddle Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:13:34 -0700 A video about a video http://jonsiddle.com/a-video-about-a-video http://jonsiddle.com/a-video-about-a-video

Merlin Mann speaking on household hacks, make-believe help, and how to figure out who you are.

Confused yet? Ok - watch THIS, then watch THIS. Take some time and watch both of these. Bad language can happen, so watch at the appropriate times. But Merlin knows what he is talking about, so pay attention.

Seriously though, I've watched a lot of his movies and he is always quoting the temperature in his office. In our office, it's frigid. All the time. Enough for all of us to have space heaters under our desk. All year round.

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]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/25269/IMG_0297.JPG http://posterous.com/people/KB0ulNQlwJ Jon Siddle jonsiddle Jon Siddle Mon, 19 Oct 2009 15:54:00 -0700 A Great Joke http://jonsiddle.com/a-great-joke http://jonsiddle.com/a-great-joke

A gynecologist had become so fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork and was burned out.  Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.

When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade."

The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. "You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." This equaled an A. After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career.

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]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/25269/IMG_0297.JPG http://posterous.com/people/KB0ulNQlwJ Jon Siddle jonsiddle Jon Siddle Thu, 15 Oct 2009 10:52:00 -0700 A New Fashion Trend http://jonsiddle.com/a-new-fashion-trend-tags-friends-humor http://jonsiddle.com/a-new-fashion-trend-tags-friends-humor

The picture says it all. Look for this trend to come to fruition soon!

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]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/25269/IMG_0297.JPG http://posterous.com/people/KB0ulNQlwJ Jon Siddle jonsiddle Jon Siddle Fri, 09 Oct 2009 07:38:00 -0700 On Obama's Nobel Peace Prize http://jonsiddle.com/on-obamas-nobel-peace-prize http://jonsiddle.com/on-obamas-nobel-peace-prize

So, I think like everyone else this morning, I was a bit shocked to see that our president had received the Nobel Peace Prize. Reading through a few of the articles throughout the world, I came across this comment from a reader on the Times Online UK. This actually may be reasoning as to the nature of today's events:

I am now confident that we are in an alternate universe as opposed to the one that we went to sleep in yesterday. This morning NASA launched rockets into the moon looking for ice. I am convinced that these actions have compromised the space-time continuum and have altered the very fabric of the universe thereby changing our existence as we know it. The proof of this altered reality is that we find out this morning that President Obama has won the Nobel Peace Prize and Marge Simpson is going to appear nude in Playboy.

I can find no other explanation for these events. I am utterly terrified. I will be selling tin foil hats later today.

God help us all.

(Jason Cordell)

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The Lord of the Gingers himself gives fair warning to all

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]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/25269/IMG_0297.JPG http://posterous.com/people/KB0ulNQlwJ Jon Siddle jonsiddle Jon Siddle Mon, 28 Sep 2009 10:28:23 -0700 Funny Obama Headline on Fox News http://jonsiddle.com/funny-obama-headline-on-fox-news http://jonsiddle.com/funny-obama-headline-on-fox-news

Read the bottom of the web clip that I have attached. Fox News should know better that the Cubs melt down on their on will. And last I checked, Obama is a White Sox fan. He probably quietly smiles every time they tank every year.

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]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/25269/IMG_0297.JPG http://posterous.com/people/KB0ulNQlwJ Jon Siddle jonsiddle Jon Siddle Mon, 28 Sep 2009 08:22:54 -0700 Andrew Klavan on Celebrities http://jonsiddle.com/andrew-klavan-on-celebrities http://jonsiddle.com/andrew-klavan-on-celebrities Brilliant and to the point.

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]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/25269/IMG_0297.JPG http://posterous.com/people/KB0ulNQlwJ Jon Siddle jonsiddle Jon Siddle Wed, 23 Sep 2009 20:17:41 -0700 Windows 7 Party Bleep Out http://jonsiddle.com/windows-7-party-bleep-out http://jonsiddle.com/windows-7-party-bleep-out Brilliant! What I am curious to know is if Microsoft actually made this video. If Apple ever decided to employ some of the uber-marketing tactics used by Microsoft (stealing any and all ideas, even luring staff from Apple Stores), they would be able to mark the day that the company would begin its downward slide of death. Enjoy.

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This is quite funny. Enjoy.

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]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/25269/IMG_0297.JPG http://posterous.com/people/KB0ulNQlwJ Jon Siddle jonsiddle Jon Siddle Tue, 26 May 2009 10:01:00 -0700 Why wives should listen to their husbands http://jonsiddle.com/why-wives-should-listen-to-their-husbands http://jonsiddle.com/why-wives-should-listen-to-their-husbands
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A funny gun video passed along to me. Enjoy. Happy Tuesday to all.

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]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/25269/IMG_0297.JPG http://posterous.com/people/KB0ulNQlwJ Jon Siddle jonsiddle Jon Siddle Tue, 12 May 2009 16:03:33 -0700 Thought of the Day http://jonsiddle.com/thought-of-the-day-34 http://jonsiddle.com/thought-of-the-day-34 "Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills in your wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack?  If not, you're wondering now."
- Chris Thomas

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]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/25269/IMG_0297.JPG http://posterous.com/people/KB0ulNQlwJ Jon Siddle jonsiddle Jon Siddle Wed, 18 Mar 2009 12:17:00 -0700 From Betfair.com: 20 Pictures In Which Sport and Porn Collide http://jonsiddle.com/from-betfaircom-20-pictures-in http://jonsiddle.com/from-betfaircom-20-pictures-in

These are really fantastic pictures putting athletes in "awkward" positions while they are on their respective fields of battle. I'll attach one photo as it is of one of my all-time least favorite NFL quarterbacks. The rest you can find after the link. Enjoy.

http://betting.betfair.com/sports/oddly-enough/sporno-20-pictures-in-which-sport-and-porn-collide-170309.html

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]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/25269/IMG_0297.JPG http://posterous.com/people/KB0ulNQlwJ Jon Siddle jonsiddle Jon Siddle Wed, 25 Feb 2009 09:14:00 -0800 The Greatest Prank Call Ever http://jonsiddle.com/the-greatest-prank-call-ever http://jonsiddle.com/the-greatest-prank-call-ever

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Passed along to me - I had to share. Enjoy.

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